Aren't Older Women Grand?

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rumoret
rumoret Member Posts: 685
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Aren't Older Women Grand?

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  • rumoret
    rumoret Member Posts: 685
    edited September 2007

    To set this up, I’ve been married for nearly 25 years. The other day I took a look at my wife said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde every night.”



    “Now, we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV… but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”



    Now my wife is a very reasonable woman . She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be “living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”



    Aren’t older women grand? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited September 2007

    HAAAAAAA!!!! Love it! :)

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