HAPPY PIRATE DAY!!!

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HAPPY PIRATE DAY!!!

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Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Talk Like a Pirate Day is the one day a year when chemo patients have the hairstyle advantage!  GO US!!!  But that's not the only pirate/cancer connection.  Behold the following jokes:

Q: What kind of chemo drug do pirates take?
A: AVASTin!

Q: Why did the pirate take Tamoxifen?
A: Because she was E-ARRRRRRR positive!

Q: How did the pirate make sure she'd always have a drink when she needed one?
A: She had the doctor put rum in her tissue expandARRRRRs!

Q: How did the pirate feel after waking up from her mastectomy?
A: GROG-gy.

Q: Why was the pirate so happy after her lumpectomy?
A: The doctor said she had clean mARRRRRgins!

Q: Why did the pirate choose saline implants?
A: Just to be salty.

Q: Why did the pirate send her oncologist to the front of the ship?
A: She thought he was being too stern.

Q: How did the pirate offend her chemo nurses?
A: Everytime she saw them she said, "Yo, ho!"

Q: Why did the plastic surgeon send his patient to the Mediterranean for reconstruction?
A: She said she had decided to go with a large SEA.

Q: Why did all the pirate's friends show up to her exchange surgery?
A: They thought she said she was getting her new BOOZE.

Q: Why don't pirates get too upset about breast cancer?
A: They only care about booty.

Q: Why was the pirate always leaning over?
A: The surgeon accidentally put her port on her starboard side!

Anonymous

Those are really very clever! Did you compose them? I'd find it hard to believe the chemo/bc-specific ones could be found on a 'regular' website!

'...only care about booty.' LMAO!

~Marin