Lets Go Riding!

wildabouthorses

Four married guys go riding on their Goldwings:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck".

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to ride when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding with us this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, "Ride my Goldwing or have sex?"

She said, "Wear sun-block."