POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF

wildabouthorses

>>
>> A 76-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his
>> tests come back
>> with normal results. The doctor says, "Harry,
>> everything looks great.
>> How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
>> at peace with God?"
>>
>> Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have
>> poor eyesight,
>> so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
>> the night to go to
>> the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm
>> done, poof! the light
>> goes off."
>>
>> "Wow, that's incredible ," the doctor says. A little
>> later in the day,
>> the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Ethel," he says,
>> "Harry is doing
>> fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
>> his relationship
>> with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
>> night and poof! the
>> light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done,
>> poof! the light
>> goes off?"
>>
>> "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's pissing in the
>> fridge again!