Kentucky Vastectomy

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A Kentucky couple, both certified rednecks, had nine children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor gladly started the required procedure
and asked them what finally made them make the decision do this.

Why after nine children, the husband replied, they had read
in a recent article that one out of every ten children being
born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to
take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of
them could speak Spanish.