Its all in the Bible

wildabouthorses
wildabouthorses Member Posts: 605
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything
they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere
in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience
could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who
said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions
PMS." The preacher replied that he was sure it must
be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called
the woman aside and said PMS is in the Bible, he showed
her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to Bethlehem."

Wild/Jan

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