Installing Husband 1.0

wildabouthorses

Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the
> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
> 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
> Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
> programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
> system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperate
> =========================
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
> "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
> forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
> designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
> resources).
>
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
> Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support

Wild/Jan