Bubba had Shingles

Nan72

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, asked for his medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??

Harley44

Hi Nan,

Too Funny!

Here's another:

A man walks in to his doctor's office. The doctor asked, "what his the problem?" The man said, "well, promise that you won't laugh?" The doctor says, " I am a professional, I promise that I won't laugh." So the man unzips his pants, and pulls them down, revealing the smallest private part that the dr. has ever seen, it's even smaller than a AAA battery! The doctor is doubled over, he's laughing so hard! Then he rolls over and over on the floor, he's just in tears, he's laughing so hard! Then, he composes himself, and stands up. "I'm so sorry", he said. "I don't know what came over me. Please forgive me. What is the problem?" The man said, "It's swollen!"

HARLEY