The Difference Between Plastic Surg vs. Oncologist

boobbuster

What's the difference between a plastic surgeon and an oncologist?
A plastic surgeon says, "I guarantee I can make you younger."
An oncologist says, "I can't make you any younger, but I will try like hell to make you older."

iodine

Love that one! Can't wait to tell my onc

ravdeb

That's a great one...will copy and save! Love it!!!