Making Your Computer Kosher

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I recieved this from a friend and thought it was cute.

What do you call an 18 story condo in Tel Aviv?

A Chai rise

sent by Toby
Making your computer kosher:

The Rabbi came over yesterday and we had a bris for my computer, taking a little piece off the tail of the mouse. If you or a friend are considering a kosher computer, you should know that there were some other changes, such as: I had to have two hard drives, one for fleyshedik business software and one for milchedik games. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, my PC now gets "Ferklempt." The Chanukah screen savers include "Flying Dreidels". My PC also shuts downautomatically at sundown on Friday evenings. After my computer dies, I have to dispose of it within 24 hours. My "Start" button has been replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!" button.

When disconnecting external devices from the back of my PC, I am instructed to "Remove the cable from the PC's tuchus". The multimedia player has been renamed to "Nu, so play my music already!"

Internet Explorer has a spinning "Star of David" in the upper right corner. I hear "Hava Nagila" during startup. Microsoft Office now includes "A little byte of this, anda little byte of that ...." When running "scandisk", I am prompted with a "You want I should fix this?" message.

When my PC is working too hard, I occasionally hear a loud "Oy Gevalt!" After 20 minutes of no activity, my PC goes "Schloffen." Computer viruses can now be cured with some matzo ball chicken soup.