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downdog

As we cruise along the Mexican coast, I've got a hankering for some TACOS for lunch.

zogo

SCOOT over downdog and let me in that Taco line. That sounds yummy! Think they have margaritas too?

OncoWarrior

But, of course.

Margaritas, and a salsa band, and a beautiful view of the sunset along the COAST.

zogo

There is a STACK of lounge chairs. Let's pull a few out and enjoy that setting sun with our drinks and music.

badger

OMG look at that couple making out, how TACKY. Go back to your stateroom!

zogo

You are right, Badger. At least they could wait util we enjoy our sunset and it's dark. Wait, I think I recognize him as an Olympic TRACK star. Is this boat headed for Rio?

OncoWarrior

Wouldn't that be a neat TRICK for us, girls? But, no, I saw the Captain's itinerary and we are going down to Panama, through the canal and back up the other side.

zogo

That sounds like a really long cruise. I don't think I brought along enough outfits. I think I'm going to have to go to that cute shop and get a new SKIRT.

magiclight

I'm going shopping also, but for something a bit more enticing for my TRIST with a very cute passenger.

zogo

So many questions.......

What's his name?

Do you think you can TRUST him?

Does he have a a friend?

magiclight

Trustworthy yes and he has a friend named RUSTY. Interested?

zogo

Is Rusty the one standing over there with the BUSTY woman? Looks like he's taken.

magiclight

Let's let Rusty and busty have their time together while we go for a not too BITSY drink.

zogo

I'd like a big Pina Colada. But, we better get some BITES to eat to help soak it up!

magiclight

After all this eating and drinking we better get on our BIKES.

badger

The gym on this cruise ship got a lot of LIKES on Facebook.

OncoWarrior

Did you know that there is an upper deck where we can fly KITES? Sounds like fun to me.

zogo

I love flying kites. Maybe if I STICK around long enough, I can fly one too.

badger

The on-board store has some cool-looking kites in STOCK but they're expensive.

OncoWarrior

Yes, it was a SHOCK to see those prices. Perhaps we could make our own in one of the arts and crafts classes.

magiclight

The arts and crafts classes meet in the SHACK, which looks like a fun and funky place.

zogo

It is definitely unique! It seems as if the entire outside of it is drawn on with CHALK.

magiclight

Let's chuck that idea. How about learning some new HACKS, such as you can use Doritos as kindling to start a fire!

zogo

I'd much rather burn the Doritos than have them as a SNACK. I gave up grains and sugar 5 years ago this month.

I do love guacamole though! It goes with our margaritas :-)

magiclight

Zogo, I'm not going to let you near my Doritos, but I bet you have a superb KNACK for making margaritas and the perfect guacamole..

zogo

Oh, I can certainly CRANK out some margaritas. I was a bartender in my youth. But, not anywhere near as cool as the pool bar on this ship. Just swim right up and get served.

magiclight

Just as I was swimming up to the lovely bar for a margarita, I looked overhead and saw a beautiful CRANE.

zogo

It's as if nobody CARES about the wildlife. Must be all the Wild Life here on the boat!

Maybe we can go ashore at the next port-of-call and see some animals. A walk on the beach sounds lovely.

magiclight

OMG! What a SCARE I had when I almost ran into a large alligator sunning himself (or maybe herself) on the beach. Luckily I had my camera to capture this pic.

zogo

Lol, That's great!

He doesn't look too scary. I'll just throw him a SCRAP of my leftover lunch. Think he will like the bun from my cheeseburger?