Mammograms & A Good Bra

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edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
A friend emailed me this and I thought it was good for a laugh.

Mammograms & A Good Bra

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but
there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes
each day for a week preceding the exam and doing
the following exercises, you will be totally prepared
for the test and best of all, you can do these simple
exercises right in and around your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in
door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on
the door for good measure. Hold that position
for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time
wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the
cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your
clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one
breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a
friend to slowly back the car up until your breast
is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and
repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the
waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the
bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the
bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an
appointment with the stranger to meet next year and
do it again. YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!
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