Worlds Shortest Fairytale

gwenn

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said
"No". And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank
martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had
a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted
on.

~The End~

lucyemmons

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!