Poor Dave

LizFL

Poor Dave works hard at the office and spends two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday,
she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya
doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh
no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi "Davey, want your usual
table dance, big boy?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and
storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
4-letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real
bitch this time."

jz20022001

Too funny.

Catherine

ocinny414

HMMM sounds like my ex husband!!!!!

candie1971

Thanks for the laugh.

Hugs and prayers,
Candie

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