Irish Woman

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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.
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>>"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
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>>"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an
aspirin!"
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>>"Not to fret," replied the doctor. "Give him an
Irish Viagra."
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>>"What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?"
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>>"That's where you just drop the Viagra into his
morning coffee. He won't even taste it," replied the
doctor. "Give it a try, and call me in a week to let
me know how things went."
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It wasn't a week l ater that she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to the progress.
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>>The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
begorrah! T'was horrid, just terrible, doc!" "Really?
What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised me to do and slipped the
Viagra into his morning coffee and it took effect
immediately. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups
and tablecloth a flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there, making wild, mad,
passionate love to me right on the tabletop! T'was a
nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
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>>"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean
the sex wasn't any good?"
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>>"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!"
T'was the best sex I've had in twenty-five years! But
sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll neverbe able to show
me face in Starbucks again!"