New Drugs

Sandra1957

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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> DAMNITOL
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
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> EMPTYNESTROGEN
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
> of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
> moved out.
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> ST. MOMMA'S WORT
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to two days.
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> PEPTOBIMBO
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
> an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
> prevents conception.
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> DUMBEROL
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
> enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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> FLIPITOR
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
> urge to flip off other drivers.
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> MENICILLIN
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
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> BUYAGRA
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
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> JACKASSPIRIN
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
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> ANTI-TALKSIDENT
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
> share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
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> NAGAMENT
> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
> irritation level as nagging him.
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> Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who
> can handle it.

beth1225

Lini, I need some of the Flipitor!