rock, paper, scissors

marshakb

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat
paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way
paper can beat rock.

Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it
immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?

Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as
they attempt to take notes in class?

I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!

A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.

Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch
them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm
sorry. I thought the paper would protect you"

JoJo

LOL!