You might be from California if......

Anonymous

Californians
>
>So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes,
>somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from California if:
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>1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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>2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>
>3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
>conversation in English.
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>4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
>named Flower.
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>5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
>6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
>
>7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
>grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
>
>8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>
>9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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>10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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>11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
>cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
>Clooney.
>
>12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>
>13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
>
>14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
>station: "STORM WATCH."
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>15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
>busy with their cells or pagers.
>
>16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
>early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
>17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>
>18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers
>and cosmetic surgeons.
>
>19. The Terminator is your governor.
>
>20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
>here illegally, they want to give you one.
>

Cheri_____

shokk

There are Texas jokes.......uh......did not know that.......