Blonde's Year in Review

marshakb

A Blonde's Year in Review
>
> January
> Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
> February
> Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Helllloooo!!!
> ...
> bottles won't fit into printer!!!
>
> March
> Got really excited . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said
> "2-4
> years!"
>
> April
> Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
>
> May
> Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions ... 8 cups of water won't
> fit
> into those little packets!!!
>
> June
> Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
> July
> Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later the other
> swimmers
> cheated ... they used their arms!!!
>
> August
> Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top
> was
> open.
>
> September
> The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it???
>
> October
> Hate M & M's ... they are sooo hard to peel.
>
> November
> Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
>
> weigh 108!!
>
> December
> Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid
>
> phone!!!
>
> Jeeez ... What a year!!

Marsha