Redneck mans pick up lines

marshakb

* Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

* Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special

* My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in

* Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out

* Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in em'

* If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

* You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

*Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say
somethin' that would break the ice."

* I know I aint no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta
this cheap motel room.

* Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

* If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon.

and.... the best for last........

*Yer face reminds me of a wrench, ev'ry time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.

Marsha

beth1225

Oh Marsh, Marsh, Marsha...Sorry reliving a part of my childhood there.

Toooo funny. I think I remember some of them form a bar I went to when I was single.....Just like the country song, The Women Get Better Looking the Closer to Closing Time".

marshakb

If I remember correctly Beth, the Guys get better looking too!! LOL I'm a GRIT girl (girls raised in the south). Marsha