Bar stools

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Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen
left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral
in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday
in July. It was hot and humid in town
and their traditional garb was making them so
uncomfortable, they decided to stop
in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.
Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar
and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley
and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.