IDOTS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

evilelf

I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office
to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road.

The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place
for them to be crossing anymore."

From Kingman, KS.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter
for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg .

He was a Chef?

Yep...From Kansas City!

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge,
how would I know?"
He
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when
the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker,
who was leaving the company due to "downsizing":
our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun.
We should do this more often."

Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver-side
door. As I watched from the passenger side,
I instinctively tried the door
handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

peace
vera

iodine

Vera, I don't know where you find all these goodies, but keep'em comming!

newvickie

woohoo...Vera is back...where have you been missy!!!!?
Have missed you a bunch with all your great humor...come to the "circle the wagons" and sit a spell...we need you.

Tried a couple of times to pm and email you but they come back...says something about your email is over quota?!?
Hugs to you
Vickie

Biker54

Vera, I agree with Dottie. Where the hell do you find all of this great stuff??? ROFLMAO

evilelf

I didn't know it had a set quota..
Went in and cleaned it up..
Decided to drive down and surprise my mom on her birthday then onto military time....
Damn, I'm so forgetful at times, I think theres anohter site for this can't remember where it is tho.

I've been thinking about you guys too
I'm never far away tho
peace
vera

evilelf

I visit other sites and BORROW their material..
peace
vera

marshakb

It's called stealing and all good commedianes do it! Hysterical. Marsha