Abe and Becky....(sort of pg-13)

beth1225

A couple, Abe and Beckie, retire and move to a penthouse condo overlooking the ocean in Florida. He is 95 and she is 90. One day Becky goes to the Mall and says she will be back in 2 hours.

She comes back home and finds him in bed with a young chippy. Incensed, she drags him out of the bed, through the condo and hangs him over the balcony by his hands.

He says, "Becky, Becky...if you drop me now, I'll die!"

Becky says, "At your age...if you cn f**k you can fly!"