Italian Bread

marshakb

Subject: Italian Bread


Two old guys, one 80-year old and one 87-year
old Italian, were sitting on a park bench one
morning. The 87-year old had just finished his morning
jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year old was amazed at his friend's
stamina and asked him what he did to have so much
energy.

The 87-year old said "Well, I eat Italian bread
every day. It keeps your energy level high and
you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked
if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any
Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it.
Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you
think by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard?"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the
world knows about this Italian bread thing
but me!"