Wizard of Oz

beth1225

*Subject:* We're Off To See the Wizard...Funny!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado. They're whirled off to the land of OZ.
They finally landed at the Emerald City. Off they went to find the Great Wizard .
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said,I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard . " Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem," said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around.
He doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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Gilda Radner said that we should laugh at cancer because that pisses it off. So let's laugh as much as possible.