Apartment Rental (PG14)

Anonymous

Apartment Rental
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>A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
>Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
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>He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
>He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
>But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
>Calling the payment
>"RENT FOR APARTMENT."
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>On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
>Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
>So he has his secretary send a check for
>$250 and enclosed the following typed note:
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>Dear Madam: :
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>Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
>Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
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>1) it had never been occupied;
>2) that there was plenty of heat; and
>3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
>That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
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>Upon receipt of the note,
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>The girl immediately returned the check for $250
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>With the following note:
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>Dear Sir,
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>First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
>Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
>If you know how to turn it on.
>Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
>But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
>Please don't blame the landlady.
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>Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
>Contact your present landlady
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ragis

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