IF MY BODY WERE A CAR.....

Sandra1957

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the
worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained
with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires!

evilelf

Good one~!!~!

My radiator leaks if I laugh too hard.

peace
vera