Water - Caution Bad Word in Joke

normalcani

WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drank one liter of
> water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1
> kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
> consuming 2 lbs. of POOP each year!

> However, we don't run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, vodka,
> beer or other liquors, because alcohol has to go through a distillation
> process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

> WATER = POOP
> BOOZE = HEALTH

> Free yourself of POOP, drink BOOZE!!!

> It's better to drink booze and feel like shit than drink water and be full
> of shit.

> There's no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as
> a
> public service.
>

Hugs....
Candi