Little Red Riding Hood (adult humor)

evilelf

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said,
"Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

peace
vera

newvickie

roflmbo

2up

pfft!

b445

I think Little Red Riding hood is getting more that us!