Kid's Thoughts About the Sea

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A number of 5 to 8 year old primary school children were doing a project on "The Sea" and were asked to write about their experiences. Here are some......

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are in continent.
(Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy are 6)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots and come back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 7)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

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