therapy required to stay sane

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A woman was walking down the street when she was
accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her
for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten
dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it
instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said. " I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the
money. Ins tead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and
myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell
pretty disgusting."

The woman replied,"That's okay. It's important for
him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair
appointments and wine."

harvey

Loved that so much - Im going to show it to my old man. Perhaps it will help him part with some cash for me to have some beauty treatments

Harvey

jz20022001

Good one!

Catherine