1st Graders

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ninjr
ninjr Member Posts: 79
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:
"Red............cherry"
"Yellow.........lemon"
"Green..........lime"
"Orange.........orange"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well, he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh my God!!!!"
"They're assholes!"

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