The P.... Grievance - Adult

Sandra1957

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following
reasons:
>
> -I do physical labor.
> -I work at great depths.
> -I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> -I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> -I work in a damp environment.
> -I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation.
> -I work in high temperatures.
> -My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> THE RESPONSE.....
>
> Dear Penis,
> After assessing your request, & considering the
arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for
the following
reasons:
> -You do not work 8 straight hours.
> -You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> -You do not always follow orders of the management
team.
> -You do not stay in your designated area and are
often seen visiting
other locations. (note: my particular favorite!)
> -You do not take initiative.
> -You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to
start working.
> -You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
> -You don't always observe necessary safety
requirements, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
> -You will retire well before you are 65.
> -You are unable to work double shifts.
> -You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have
completed assigned tasks.
> And if that were NOT ALL, you have been seen
constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking
bags.
> Sincerely,
> The Management