Ever gotten a ticket?....

evilelf

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday
(10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait...
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what?"....."A rectum stretcher?....
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand in"......."Then I slowly,
but surely stretch it,....until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what in the hell do you do with a 6 ft a$$h***?" he asked......

"You give it a radar gun and hide it behind a bridge....." she replied....

peace
vera

bej13

LOL!

ADK

Got a speeding ticket last spring - wish I had said this