I won the lottery (I wish)

evilelf

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey,pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God!
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said.
"Just get the hell out."

My kind of woman
peace
vera

jz20022001

I laughed out loud at this one.

Catherine

b445

I LIKE IT!