Army humor

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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man,
was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training,
the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day,
the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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