FEMALE COMPASSION

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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past
and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said
"Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow said "No."
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

peace
vera

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