Dogs in a bar

evilelf

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll.
One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua.
As they walked down the street,
the one with the Doberman said to her friend,
"Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said,
"Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said,
"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said,
"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now.
They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought
"What the heck,"
so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said,
"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said,
"You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said,
"A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua?

peace
vera

DogMother

Good one Vera!

We have a deaf Great Dane (Stella) and we jokingly call ourselves her "hearing aid humans". And in the past we also had a totally blind Great Dane (Henry) and I was HIS "seeing eye human", haha. But I never tried taking him in a restaurant... we just joked about it.

(And yes, we have another, particularly *not smart* dog, so we could legitimately say that we had "DEAF, DUMB & BLIND"...

Take care,
Michelle

jz20022001

Very cute.

Catherine

BJAlexandria

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

There was an excellent Far Side cartoon of this at one time, but I couldn't find it by Googling it.