E-mooned Emoticons

Sandra1957

Okay ....

we all know those little computer symbols called "emoticons,"
where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!

Jaybird627

I like the 'smart ass' but why is it so wide?

nowheregirl