Funny Names

b445

Some one wanted to post about Profession and names

Example was:
Proctologist - Dr. Butts
Fertlity Specialist - Dr. Grow

what ones do you know!

Anonymous

This makes me laugh..my son came home from an art trip to NYC a year ago April (when he was 17) with a t-shirt from a place called Yellow Rat (so charming...)...it's a doctor's shirt

left pocket says: gynecologist
right pocket says: Dick

Oh to be that age, in NYC, with teachers and classmates...you really do only live once...

2up

dr kidd.......pediatrician

dr foote........podiatrist

dr love........obgyn

all real doctors in ontario

Sandra1957

Nasal specialist - Dr. Saque Moco (take out booger in Spanish) also works for your pinky finger

Made up, not real. At least I don't think so.

Sandra1957

We have Beaver Clinic here in town. OB-GYN

PoohRN1962

We had an OB named Dr. Curet (prounounced curette.)

lorac

This makes me think of certain restaurants too.

My all-time favorite is "Terminal Lunch." (It's next door to the train station.) And then there's the little place in West Virginia called "The Sanitary Hotdog."

And a local dentist is Dr. Smyle! And Dr. Cutts, the surgeon.

XO Carol

rferraris

My dentist as a child was Dr. Payne. His son is now practice we call them "Payne & more Payne".

ravdeb

This is TRUE...the new gyne in our clinic is Dr. Dick. I couldn't believe it!

Another one... well-known TV show host here in Israel is called Guy Penis.

denisa

omg carol, our childhood family dentist was dr. smylie!

b445

any more out there!

celia088

I go to a military hospital because my hubby is retired from 20 year active duty career in the Navy.

I was recently told that i would be assigned to a new doctor named Dr. Dick who was going to be arriving at the Internal Medicine clinic. I was horrified because i thought that i would never be able to address him by his name because i would laugh. However, he was quickly deployed to Iraq after he arrived. Instead, i got assigned to Dr. Allchin, who is a 400 lb civilian woman with many chins.

This is a true story.

celia

irisheyzs

We have a pediatric dentist named Dr. Pacman and a beauty salon called "Curl Up and Dye"

Bancroft9

Growing up, I knew a husband and wife who were both doctors named Ill!

Anonymous

My son's school had a vice-principal named Mr. Chalk!

AlaskaDeb

My hubby had wisdom teeth taken out at an oral surgons office...the practice was dr. fear and Dr. payne...All true. I couldn't make this $hit up if I tried!!

Deb C.

b445

My parents are Dick & Jane and our dog is Dusty Spot

DebraLynn

Kind of off topic, but does anyone remember the Mad Magazine yearbook? I would love to have one now. It had pictures of kids but the names were hysterical.

Bill Fold
Art Museum
Candy Cane
Patty O'Furniture
Cliff Hanger


Can't remember any of the others. I remember thinking whomever did the names was very clever.

djd

All of these are for real:

There was a dog groomer placed named "Doggie Style" in a Oklahoma City.

My brother had a female classmate who's name was "Bagina" !(insert Jeff Foxworthy joke here)

I had a bank customer once named "Wood Branch"

iodine

At the hospital where I worked a mom named her new baby "Nosmok". She said she saw it in a dream.

The sign above the doors to the delivery room was: (No Smoking)but the :"ing " was missing.

(shaking my head, that was one of the more simple names some of the mothers came up with)

tflowers

My sil gyn is Dr Bush and her father is a heart surgeon Dr Paine

evilelf

I worked with military dentists named
Dr. Pulum
Dr. Savage

peace
just vera

jagsfan

I HAD AN EYE SURGEON WHOSE NAME WAS DR. I.SCHNIPPER

Anonymous

My Dentist's Name is Dr. Dollar......

jz20022001

My Dad's friend Jim Lear named his daughters Chanda Lear and Lava Lear. How crazy is that?

Catherine

lauri

My geology teacher in college -- Dr. Stone

ninjr

My husband is an NICU RN. A VERY young new mom came in to visit her baby girl, noticed a tag at the end of the isolet
and wanted to know who had named her baby fe-ma-le. My husband explained to her that the tag said "female" not fe-ma-le. Guess what? New mom liked the sound of it and that's what she named her daughter.

celia088

Saw this ad on the side of a car today:

Pure Heart Massage

Biker54

I had a bio teacher in high school,named Mr.Baum, who named his son Adam. No joke!

ravdeb

There was a family named Fink.
Daughters were Ima Fink and Ura Fink.

But this isn't really true, I don't think!

kenzie-2006Oct15

I once worked for a lady named "Polly". She was out one day when I took a phone message for her it was her ex-husband & his last name was "Parrot". I never let her live it down! No wonder she divorced him.