Ethel in the Nursing Home....

normalcani

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one
sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some
of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he
shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel
fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof
of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
her, Butt-Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand. "Oh, good
grief,"
yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!!!


Hugs....
Candi

RobinTN

best one yet candi!

Roxwooood

I love it! Reminds me of my first nursing job, in a nursing home. I loved the sexual antics of some of the residents. Totally hilarous!