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TytaniumK

EXCELLENT, Lilia...loved it...lawyers! Arghhhh!

Did you hear the one about the priest AND the lawyer both dying around the same time, both being led around Heaven by St. Peter to be shown their eternal house in which to live?

It seems they first arrived at an awesome, huge, and very spectacular house with acres of greens, forests, everything anyone could ever want...and St. Peter told the Attorney that was his house for ever 'n' ever.

Eventually they get to a rather small, unkempt, dingy shack, of sorts, no yard, no trees, few windows...in need of many repairs, etc where St. Peter tells the Priest that it is his for all of eternity.

The Priest, a little taken aback says, "I don't mean to complain, but I don't understand why the lawyer got the amazing estate and I am given this tiny, nearly unsatisfactory abode? Can you please explain why?"

To which St. Peter says, "Most Priests arrive here but are you aware how very, very few lawyers ever enter The Kingdom of Heaven?"


Ty-K

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TytaniumK

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I work for lawyers!!!!

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They might just like that joke about one of them actually passing thru the Pearly Gates then, eh!

jz20022001

Good one.

Catherine