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evilelf
evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the
following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what
I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise
my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both
have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word.

So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the
deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off,
I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or
Sex?"

And she said, "Wear sun-block."
just vera

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