Job opening with the FBI

evilelf

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists..Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter what
the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair..
Kill Her!!"

The man said,"You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat
from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks" she
said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral:

Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

TytaniumK

That settles it. I'm removing ALL the chairs from your house this weekend!

Ty-K

newvickie

oh...that's a good one!!!!