Religious Humor

trixiegram

Religious Humor


A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks
in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices however,
that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if
someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up.
In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but
you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original
manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for
hundreds of years.

Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and
goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and
wailing, "We missed the "R," we missed the "R." His forehead is all bloody and
bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was celebrate."

Niki

Anonymous

Ahahaha Niki: This was very funny. Laughed out loud.

NuttyNurseNicki

dentalgirl

NuttyNurseNicki, I have been reading all your "funnies" here lately, and believe me you are hilarious!!!! I have gotten to where I am already smiling when I see your name, knowing it is going to make me laugh!!

Did you used to go by NaughtyNurse by any chance?

Signing off as Starr Lusty Thighs (by stripper name!HAHA)