A little Golf Humor!

TytaniumK

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him "What happened to you?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, and when we got to a difficult hole we both sliced our shots into a cow pasture. We went to look for our balls and while I was looking I noticed one of the cows has something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt."

"What did you do then?" asked the Doctor.

"Well, still holding the cow's tail, I yelled to my wife saying 'Hey!, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."


Ty-K