The Donkey

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
> > entered in another race and it won again.
> >
> > The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
> >
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
> > that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
> > in any more races.
> >
> > The next day the local paper headline read:
> > BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
> >
> > This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
> > pastor to get rid of the donkey.
>
> > The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
> > convent.
> >
> > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
> > following headline :
>
> > NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> >
> > The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
> > would have to get rid of the donkey so she
> > sold it to a farmer for $10.
> >
> > The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> >
> > This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the
> > nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high
> > plains where it could run free.
> >
> > The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES
> > HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
> >
> > Alas ... the Bishop was buried the next day.
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY???
> > Being concerned about public opinion can bring you
> > much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
> > So, be yourself and enjoy life.
> > Stop worrying about everyone else's ass an d you'll
> > live longer.

Jaybird627

Thanks for the smile!

Janis L