USRSF....Hillarious!

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marla13
marla13 Member Posts: 128
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
USRSF

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the USRSF. US Redneck Special Forces.
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

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