WEREWOLVES

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TytaniumK
TytaniumK Member Posts: 115
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Werewolves


I hear howling outside!

I'm sure
there's a pack of werewolves
scratching at my back door --
... trying to get in,
...... get me!

And I'm scared to death ...
scared to breathe
for fear they'll hear me
and know I'm trapped inside;
for fear they'll sense
or smell my presence
-- or my fear!

I'd have never guessed
... that
this world be my fate --
and I'm glad
I didn't know -- any sooner.

Still,
it's odd how things turn out --
Not the way we imagine them,
at all!

I often imagined
getting cancer
or having a heart attack!
Even being run over
by a speeding Mustang or Camaro
......... driven
by some sex-crazed teenager
high on drugs or alcohol ...

But werewolves?
Now, really!



...hope this brings a chuckle or two...
Ty-K

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  • newvickie
    newvickie Member Posts: 3,939
    edited June 2006
    Ok...you got a chuckle but I also got a chill...we have a real coyote problem where I live and they have been literally in my back yard howling for the past three nights now!!
    Starting at 10pm until midnight or so I will be hearing them and thinking of your poem!!
    Keep up the good work...you do make us all smile.
    Vickie
  • jz20022001
    jz20022001 Member Posts: 480
    edited June 2006
    My sister has trouble with skunks and wild havelinas (boars) in Tucson, AZ. She said that skunks snort right before they spray. I had never heard that little tidbit before.

    Catherine

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