A Second Opinion

csp

Poor Joe ... Mmm


After suffering from terrible headaches for years, Joe finally goes to
the doctor. The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your
headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a
very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.


The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."


Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.


When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time
in years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store an d thought, "That's what I need... a new
suit."


He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."


Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit.... it fit perfectly!
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."


Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about some new underwear?"


Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see. .. size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you!! I've been wearing a size 34 for years
now."


The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
hell of a headache."


New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Hugs,
Carrie

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